3 definitions by theslumpcxnch

Conchism

Noun: A Religion formed off of the belief that the Magic Conch came to save us all from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker. Led by The High Conch in following of Conchus Christ

Hello there, may I introduce you to Conchism?

by theslumpcxnch July 11, 2017

Conchus Christ

A Mystical Conch formed in the depths of the Pacific Ocean to save the world from Conchageddon, and to spare souls from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker.

"Did you see that? Conchus Christ!"

by theslumpcxnch July 11, 2017

ConchBook

A Social Media site developed by Conchus Christ himself for people residing in the Caribbean, as according to White Americans, have no access to internet.

"Did you see Tyler fighting on ConchBook?"

by theslumpcxnch July 13, 2017