2 definitions by therealslimshaney72

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

Sale Site Wanker

People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.

That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker

by therealslimshaney72 September 21, 2017