6 definitions by thematteo318

sam clark

to have uncontrollable diarrhea fountains spray from your ass

John: Bruh last night I flooded my toilet when i encountered a sam clark.
Javier: Shit thats tough.

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Oriental friend

That one friend who is fully or part asian, and makes many unnecessary asian jokes to make him/herself seem funnier. They are similar to black friends, but oriental friends give their white counterparts the capability to make asian jokes without coming off as offensive to others. They are known to be more adopted into white culture than their own, but use their own as an excuse to any given situation. They are also known to wear an obsessive amount of supreme, nike, kith, and many other street brands. Can typically be found in prestigious high schools, and typically sport very noticeable haircuts. They are also known to flex with as many Apple devices as possible.

Man without oriental friend: "Bruh you can't say none of that dog eatin' shit! That's stereotypical type shit to the orientals."

Man with oriental friend: "Bruh I got an oriental friend he's chill wit it.

Man without oriental friend: "Oh aight den."

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms

Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Go crazy go stupid

To absolutely loose control of all bodily function. Once an individual has gone crazy gone stupid they are known to throw their head in every which direction and defecate in a 20 foot radius.

Mate 1: how are you doing man?
Mate 2: GO CRAZY GO STUPID AHHH
Mate 2: *proceeds to spray shit in every which direction whilst spinning on his boner like a fidget spinner.*

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Bryan Laake

To be a total chick magnet. To have the highest content of fame and prosperity. To be in the highest group of popular people in school.

Mate 1: Bruh I’m such a Bryan Laake
Mate 2: bruh shut that shit up erbody know yo dumbass ain’t got hoes for shit

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Frank Anastasia

To have a massive cock. Typically so massive it drags behind you like a stubby tail.

Mate 1: Dear lord my Frank Anastasia is so fucking annoying because all the girls are scared to give me head.

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019