1 definition by thegoddamnedtruth
A pawn in a tactic for picking up women for those who think they need their friend to help. Works about 5-10% of the time, unless you harness the douchery well. One of three things will happen.
1. The wingman hits on the ugly chick so you can get the hot one. You actually think this will help you. Inevitably, the wingman eventually gets to pick one, and you miss out on both.
2. The wingman becomes your martyr of the night, you have a good night, he goes home feeling like a douche, unless he liked the ugly chick.
1. The wingman hits on the ugly chick so you can get the hot one. You actually think this will help you. Inevitably, the wingman eventually gets to pick one, and you miss out on both.
2. The wingman becomes your martyr of the night, you have a good night, he goes home feeling like a douche, unless he liked the ugly chick.
- Hey look at those Americans, they're trying the wingman tecnique. Lets talk to those women when they're done failing. Maybe they'll want to hang out some time. ***both Canadians get laid***
by thegoddamnedtruth March 30, 2014