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Cullen

To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.

A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.

B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.

A: He's totally Cullening you.

by thebestlunchtableever February 16, 2010