1. A companies lame way to make monkey by selling brine shrimp (the things that you can buy to feel your tropical fish @ the pet store for 10p).
They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.
In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.
2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.
In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.
2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
Child 1: Check out my sea monkeys, they are so cute!
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 02, 2005
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
1. A rock related dance which involves jumping up and down in a "mosh pit" full of fellow rockers to rock and heavy metal music.
2. The most amazing feeling in the world, after sex.
2. The most amazing feeling in the world, after sex.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
The sexiest hair style in the world. Those who don't believe in it are clearly jealous for it is the buffest hair ever.
Those who hate it are usualy the ones who can't pull it off for they are too uncool.
Those who hate it are usualy the ones who can't pull it off for they are too uncool.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005
A label stupid, poor, lower class, trampy people gave themselves in order to fit into some kind of steriotypical group (because all the other groups reject them).
They live in estates, feeding off our taxes through benefits, which they spend on countless rings, thick gold chains, cigarettes and alcohol.
If it wasn't for the government these people would be homeless.
simple as.
They live in estates, feeding off our taxes through benefits, which they spend on countless rings, thick gold chains, cigarettes and alcohol.
If it wasn't for the government these people would be homeless.
simple as.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005