the_end_is_nigh (myspace)'s definitions

haircut

The act of cutting your hair

I'm getting an emo side fringed cut today. woot woot.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

myspace

A site which seems to be teeming with emo sterotypes.

Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)

Please add me to your myspace. haha.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

Hi 5

An evil online blogging system that tricks you into joining it by sending you an email asking you to retype your hotmail details.

It then annoyinly sends the same email, in turn, to each and every person on your contact list. ARRRRRRHHH!

Person 1: You on Hi 5?
Person 2: No way, Myspace is way better.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005

period

The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.

"Sorry I can't today, I'm on my period."

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

love bite

A way for insecure people to prove to everyone else that they are in a sexual relationship.

Person 1: *points to neck* "PHOAR look what Fran gave me."
Person 2: "Oh, how cute ....

you gave your vacuum cleaner a name ..."

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

hicky

A way for insecure people to prove to everyone else that they are in a sexual/physical relationship.

Boy 1: *point to neck* "PHWAH look what Fran gave me"
Boy 2: "AW how cute ...

you gave your vacuum cleaner a name"

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

chav

A label stupid, poor, lower class, trampy people gave themselves in order to fit into some kind of steriotypical group (because all the other groups reject them).

They live in estates, feeding off our taxes through benefits, which they spend on countless rings, thick gold chains, cigarettes and alcohol.

If it wasn't for the government these people would be homeless.

simple as.

Copper: You're under arrest.
Chav: What the fuck for?
Copper: Swearing at a police officer!

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005