the_end_is_nigh (myspace)'s definitions

Hi 5

An evil online blogging system that tricks you into joining it by sending you an email asking you to retype your hotmail details.

It then annoyinly sends the same email, in turn, to each and every person on your contact list. ARRRRRRHHH!

Person 1: You on Hi 5?
Person 2: No way, Myspace is way better.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005

myspace

A site which seems to be teeming with emo sterotypes.

Full of people constantly begging to be added/whored/commented etc. so they can prove to the world just how popular they really are. (yeh right)

Please add me to your myspace. haha.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

love bite

A way for insecure people to prove to everyone else that they are in a sexual relationship.

Person 1: *points to neck* "PHOAR look what Fran gave me."
Person 2: "Oh, how cute ....

you gave your vacuum cleaner a name ..."

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

add me

What have come to be the most frequent 2 words you will ever see in use on myspace.

add me! add me! LOL.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005

shamoosh

A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life

Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005

haircut

The act of cutting your hair

I'm getting an emo side fringed cut today. woot woot.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

punkyfish

A punk style outward label clothing consisting as many zips, bittons, safety pins and rips/slits that they can get away with. Girls who beleive themselves rebellious or different don't tend to shop here, contrary to popular beleif.

Usual customers are pre-teens trying to look tarty, middle aged women trying to look young, or small framed chinese/japenese girls in their 20's and 30's who can totally get away with wearing these clothes due to their petite figures.

The tight jeans are really bum-hugging, so look good on anyone with a tight arse. i.e. slim girls, emo boys.

Person 1: OMG, were you attacked by a wolf or something?
Person 2: No, this is punkyfish fashion.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) October 1, 2005