the2ndflood's definitions

Lockup - You Know?

Lockup is a documentary which airs on MSNBC. The show documents inmates serving time in jails and prisons. "You Know?" is the most commonly said phrase; which is used excessively by almost every single inmate. So Lockup - You Know? comes from the simple fact that the show is called "Lockup", and that every episode will include people that will say "You Know?" at the end of each one of their sentence.

Roses are red, you know? Violets are blue, you know? The inmates on Lockup can't articulate their thoughts without saying you know, you know? So it ends up being all about Lockup - You Know?

by the2ndflood July 7, 2010

Prego Trip

1. A woman that claims to have gotten pregnant accidentally by falling on another mans dick. 2. A woman that cheated and became pregnant from another man's seed. 3. A woman that is lying just to get on the Maury Povich show.

Until I see some proof, that baby is not mine! How can a Prego trip on a dick?!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

BeaverTaste

1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)

On my BeaverTaste list, the taste of Paris Hilton would make me bleed from the inside-out.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Sick Lips

1. The use of lip implants in women to ruin the look of their natural facial lips. 2. A pointless, disgusting way to enhance the look and feel of lips. 3. Fish Lips.

Sick Lips should be outlawed! They look fake, gross, and ruining natural beauty. I have never seen sexy Sick Lips.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Bitty Clitty

1. A woman with a clitoris that is so small and hard to find, that giving her pleasure is next to impossible.

This girl had such a Bitty Clitty that she thought I wasn't even trying to pleasure her! I couldn't find the damn thing!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Bully Bitch

A girlfriend that looks for any reason to slap someone; mainly her boyfriend.

(Girlfriend)-- (Action, SLAPS!)-- her boyfriend in his face. (Boyfriend) What the hell was that for?! (Girlfriend) That was for using your eye sight to navigate your surroundings! (Boyfriend) Baby, why are you being a Bully Bitch? That's the 15th time today. (Girlfriend) SLAP! That is for pointing out my repeated and unnecessary slapping's! (Boyfriend) This stopped being erotic a year ago...

by the2ndflood March 16, 2008

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007