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Butt Mask

The act of taking your face and putting it between someone else's butt cheek is called a Butt Mask. This is normally followed by shaking the cheeks against your face.
I would spend a million dollars to use Olivia Munn's ass as a Butt Mask!!
by the2ndflood August 27, 2008
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Just A Slit

"Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.
(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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AWILIAG

AWILIAG

(Anywhere I Live Is A Ghetto) Pronounced: Ah-Will-A-Go

This refers to the fact that anyone can claim to live in some kind of Ghetto. If in one part of town houses are sold for 1 million, while in another it is only $300,000; then people living in the cheaper part of town can claim they live in the Ghetto. This is incorrect. Ever since the popularity of rap exploded back in the early 1990's, the term "Ghetto" is now used by many as a Status-Word. Meaning they survived the worst and came out on top. An Example of AWILIAG is Becky Johnston, AKA Buckwild from VH1's reality show Flavor of Love. Becky claimed to be from the Ghetto of Upland, California. Upland, California is a Middle-Income community with a relatively low crime rate based on the number of persons living there. Hence, it is NOT considered a Ghetto. Now a days more and more people are claiming to have been raised in so-called Ghetto's, hoping to adjective some level of notoriety and respect for it. It should be pointed out that just because a person was raised in a so-called Ghetto, does not mean they had to endure any hardships. So like so many other words, the word Ghetto no longer holds a valid meaning.
(Man 1) Bro, you can't hurt me dude! I was raised on the streets of the Ghetto! (Man 2) Your a total AWILIAG! You were raised by your grandmother in Silver Bow Montana! You were home school for god sakes! (Man 1) Yeah, but we only had 1 TV, that's Ghetto.... (Man 2) Ahh yes, your scares must go deep from that trauma...
by the2ndflood August 4, 2008
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RedTagged

1. An excuse by a woman to get out of sex by claiming to be on her period.
No baby, I can't fool around tonight; I have been RedTagged. Maybe next week.
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
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Bitpim

Bitpim is a little know and free piece of software that allows people that own CDMA phones to hack and alter them. In the USA, Verizon, Sprint, And Alltel all use CDMA. Verizon being the most restrictive of all wireless carriers. Verizon tends to lock-out features and force customers into buying their own overpriced content ONLY. So by using Bitpim a customer can then create and transfer custom Wallpaper, Ringtones, Screen Savers, ect. The software can also be used to back-up content, even software applications; including games. There is also a number of Hacks that can be preformed using this software.
If I didn't have Bitpim, I couldn't use Verizon Wireless. They are just way too strict and way too money hungry!
by the2ndflood August 27, 2008
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Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.
Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
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Never Last

1. A male that can not outlast a woman during sex. 2. A lazy man who only thinks about his own sexual pleasure.
My old boyfriend was such a punk! He was a Never Last!
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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