3 definitions by the.real.geek.neo

cop

A nickname given to policemen. "Cop" is short for "copropheliac", given due to their marked interest in the worst elements (the excrement) of our society, and the things that they tend to trade in.

Watch out, here come the cops! They're looking to confiscate our shit!

by the.real.geek.neo May 1, 2023

vachina

pronounced va-chin-a, a cleft chin so pronounced that it resembles a vagina

i can never see what's going on in uriah faber's fights, his vachina keeps getting in the way!

by the.real.geek.neo January 9, 2016

kitty porn

images and videos depicting cats that most humans find irresistibly addictive and feel compelled to share.

not to be confused with kiddie porn, and certainly nothing as literally pornographic as the other urban dictionary entries suggest.

the internet has been overrun by kitty porn! i opened my news feed today and all i could see were cats, cats, cats.

and that's why i'm late for work...

by the.real.geek.neo October 3, 2014