2 definitions by the procrastinator

my chemical romance

a drug addiction;
or
A TOTALLY HOT Alternative/rock/punk band from jersey

BOB: hey jim so wats up?

JIM: nuthin much.... im afraid my chemical romance has gotten worse

BOB: thats not good jim....

orr.:.:.:.

Jenny:OMG! Lily guess wat!

Lily: wat?

Jenny: I GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT!

by the procrastinator July 16, 2008

Slime Wipe

When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.

Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.

by the procrastinator February 12, 2015