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pre-cum

Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.
When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.
by the other theo June 28, 2004
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gism

I wiped up my gism with a paper towel.
by The other Theo February 9, 2004
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chunky monkey

A person, usually a male, who is attracted to other people who are overweight. Similar to a chubby chaser.
Yeah, my brother is a chunky monkey, always chasing fat chicks.
by the other theo June 24, 2004
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Irish Curse

The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.
"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.
by The other Theo February 9, 2004
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gig

1. A job, usually in the entertainment injustry.
2. An abbreviated form of "gigabyte."
3. A verb meaning to use a spear-like implement to stab into a small animal such as a fish or frog.
1. For a day gig I do editing for the Food Channel.
2. I have a 60-gig drive you can borrow.
3. My cousin and I went out frog gigging last night.
by the other theo July 2, 2004
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