the only real ninja here's definitions

Rape

To force sexual intercourse upon someone.

also serves as a severe double standard

When a man rapes a woman she is scarred for life and causes that man to go to prison where he gets raped in the shower by a black man with a huge cock

when a woman rapes a man it is one of the greatest things that could ever happen to that man.if he should be stupid and retarded and tell on her every friend he ever had should go up to him and kick him in the balls so he could not pass on his stupidity to a new generation.

DUDE youll never guess what happened to me!

what?

this hot ass asian chick raped me

omg where were you when this happened?you know so i could go check it out.

by the only real ninja here December 20, 2009

Slappers

The ultimate weapon is Goldeneye 007 for the N64 One hit to the chest gives an instant kill.It is Bonds equal to the Chuck Norris Heart Punch.

Angry russian:Ha you dont even have a weapon
Bond:Yes i do*Pulls out slappers*
Angry russian:what are you going to do with that?
Bond:*Hits angry russian in chest*
Angry russian:*overly dramatic death sequence*

by The only real ninja here March 6, 2010

Ijizz

The jizz that gets on your iphone after using to to look for porn.

Dude whats that white stuff on your iphone??
its Ijizz
Ewwwww*walks away*

by The only real ninja here January 28, 2010

Cockpop

The act of grabbing the base of a penis and pushing all the blood to the head in order to make it up to 3 times as hard and almost make it "pop"

dude my girlfriend gave me a blowjob while she was cockpoping me.

by the only real ninja here December 21, 2009

mummy

Lv2 Zombie

Omg a Mummy!
No its not its just a lv2 Zombie*headshots it*

by The only real ninja here January 22, 2010

the penis game

Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.

It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office

by the only real ninja here February 4, 2010

Synchro noob

a player of yugioh who gets to win almost ever game by useing synchro monsters

bob is a synchro noob for useing snychro monsters.

by the only real ninja here January 6, 2010