zalt

to attack with surprise, cuteness, and poor grammar. Like assault, can be used in both noun and verb forms.

LOL u cans not turn back mah zalt

by the moody booze August 05, 2008

plantacate

to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.

After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.

by the moody booze August 04, 2008

classturbation

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.

this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.

by the moody booze August 03, 2008

spandle

those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.

Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.

by the moody booze August 05, 2008

margarous

overweight and flabby. Used especially to refer to someone who tries to eat healthier foods (like margarine instead of butter) but eats them in such quantities that s/he gets fat anyway.

Becky's all about vegetables and skim milk, but if she doesn't learn some portion control she's going to get margarous by the summer.

by the moody booze August 03, 2008

foyeurism

sexual fetish in which one spies on people through those distorted-perspective peepholes build into the front door of a house or apartment.

Mark's foyeurism is really annoying; last night I caught him watching the girl across the hall take in her groceries.

by the moody booze August 04, 2008

vuel

A theoretical commodity representing woman's sexual energy level, and in turn her capacity and willingness to engage in sexual activity, at any given time.

Reed was all over me last night, but eventually I just ran out of vuel.

by the moody booze August 04, 2008