the moody booze's definitions

foyeurism

sexual fetish in which one spies on people through those distorted-perspective peepholes build into the front door of a house or apartment.

Mark's foyeurism is really annoying; last night I caught him watching the girl across the hall take in her groceries.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

rawcism

obstinate prejudicial hatred of cooked food. Rawcists have a manner and ideology similar to hippies, vegans and vegeterrorists, except they only eat raw food - including meat.

Rawcist: Dude, don't you know that when you cook that corn you burn the soul out of it?

Sane person: WTF? Rawcism!!!

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

skallow

1) adj. excessively, disgustingly skinny and malnourished, to the point of looking like a skeleton.

2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.

Jenny was looking pretty skallow by the time she checked herself in for anorexia.

by the moody booze August 2, 2008

vuel

A theoretical commodity representing woman's sexual energy level, and in turn her capacity and willingness to engage in sexual activity, at any given time.

Reed was all over me last night, but eventually I just ran out of vuel.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

bancakes

The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.

PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.

by the moody booze June 23, 2008

261

Rape. Corresponds to the police code for same. As 187 is to murder, 261 is to rape.

Richie is one sick motherfucker. He's down with the 261, and then he'll kill you just for good measure.

by the moody booze March 19, 2008

vapula

n. 1) A person, often female, who is so shallow and spiritually empty, so obsessed with appearance and minutia of life, so absent from the larger issues of human existence, that she actually represents an existential danger to those she comes into contact with - specifically those she engages in romantic relationships. At first, the vapula may feed off the soul of her victim, and become slightly more intelligent, engaged in life, etc. But over time she'll simply reduce her lover down to her own level, leaving him a shell of a human being, incapable of trusting, feeling love, or mustering any strong emotion at all. At that point, he has nothing else to offer her, and the vapula moves on.

2) my ex girlfriend.

Trish is such a vapula; she gets a boyfriend, parrots his opinions until they're used up and then dumps them.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008