the moody booze's definitions

classturbation

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.

this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.

by the moody booze August 3, 2008

skallow

1) adj. excessively, disgustingly skinny and malnourished, to the point of looking like a skeleton.

2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.

Jenny was looking pretty skallow by the time she checked herself in for anorexia.

by the moody booze August 2, 2008

margarous

overweight and flabby. Used especially to refer to someone who tries to eat healthier foods (like margarine instead of butter) but eats them in such quantities that s/he gets fat anyway.

Becky's all about vegetables and skim milk, but if she doesn't learn some portion control she's going to get margarous by the summer.

by the moody booze August 3, 2008

foyeurism

sexual fetish in which one spies on people through those distorted-perspective peepholes build into the front door of a house or apartment.

Mark's foyeurism is really annoying; last night I caught him watching the girl across the hall take in her groceries.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

plantacate

to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.

After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

MFSS

Acronym for Multiple Female Shower Scene. Often found in teenage sex comedies and softcore porn. Examples in Porky's, Private School for Girls, and just about any "women in prison" film.

That was the hottest MFSS I've ever seen.

by the moody booze October 28, 2007

vapula

n. 1) A person, often female, who is so shallow and spiritually empty, so obsessed with appearance and minutia of life, so absent from the larger issues of human existence, that she actually represents an existential danger to those she comes into contact with - specifically those she engages in romantic relationships. At first, the vapula may feed off the soul of her victim, and become slightly more intelligent, engaged in life, etc. But over time she'll simply reduce her lover down to her own level, leaving him a shell of a human being, incapable of trusting, feeling love, or mustering any strong emotion at all. At that point, he has nothing else to offer her, and the vapula moves on.

2) my ex girlfriend.

Trish is such a vapula; she gets a boyfriend, parrots his opinions until they're used up and then dumps them.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008