the moody booze's definitions

vapula

n. 1) A person, often female, who is so shallow and spiritually empty, so obsessed with appearance and minutia of life, so absent from the larger issues of human existence, that she actually represents an existential danger to those she comes into contact with - specifically those she engages in romantic relationships. At first, the vapula may feed off the soul of her victim, and become slightly more intelligent, engaged in life, etc. But over time she'll simply reduce her lover down to her own level, leaving him a shell of a human being, incapable of trusting, feeling love, or mustering any strong emotion at all. At that point, he has nothing else to offer her, and the vapula moves on.

2) my ex girlfriend.

Trish is such a vapula; she gets a boyfriend, parrots his opinions until they're used up and then dumps them.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

plantacate

to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.

After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

zalt

to attack with surprise, cuteness, and poor grammar. Like assault, can be used in both noun and verb forms.

LOL u cans not turn back mah zalt

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

bancakes

The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.

PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.

by the moody booze June 23, 2008

261

Rape. Corresponds to the police code for same. As 187 is to murder, 261 is to rape.

Richie is one sick motherfucker. He's down with the 261, and then he'll kill you just for good measure.

by the moody booze March 19, 2008

skallow

1) adj. excessively, disgustingly skinny and malnourished, to the point of looking like a skeleton.

2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.

Jenny was looking pretty skallow by the time she checked herself in for anorexia.

by the moody booze August 2, 2008

MFSS

Acronym for Multiple Female Shower Scene. Often found in teenage sex comedies and softcore porn. Examples in Porky's, Private School for Girls, and just about any "women in prison" film.

That was the hottest MFSS I've ever seen.

by the moody booze October 28, 2007