the dude's definitions

dangleberries

crums of faeces that are caught on anul hair and dried into balls of faeses.

check your dangleberries mate!

by the dude October 1, 2003

lovll

Stands for Lots of Very Loud Laughter.
Comes from LOL and LOVL. It is just the "next level up" on the humour scale.

A: (extremely funny joke)
B: lovll

by The Dude April 7, 2005

glamer

GLamer, pronounced lamer, with a G

A Stoned pronounciation of Lamer

duuuuudee ur such a glamerr...

by The Dude April 5, 2004

shyza

literally means shit. i think its in german.

i busted a shyza at school today. it was quite messy.

oh SHYZA i forgot to FLUSH AFTERWARDS!

by the DUde October 26, 2004

floppy h

Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.

Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!

by the dude March 3, 2005

straight edge

1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.

2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.

1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.

2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).

by The Dude February 15, 2005

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004