the dude's definitions

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

straight edge

1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.

2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.

1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.

2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).

by The Dude February 15, 2005

cruel

when a so-called "friend" niehbor makes their grandkids come out and scream fictional stuff about the niehbor's kids

"fuck i still see that cruel niehbor is at it again"

by the dude April 29, 2004

un-dude

not being very relaxed or not laid-back; stressed

You're being very un-dude.

by The Dude December 17, 2003

Emogame

www.emogame.com

One of the BEST flash games on the fucking net. Basically an old-school side-scroller with emo musicians beating the crap out of hated figures in pop culture. Ok, it's the EMO game...but it's actually a blast to play.

Where the hell did those 3 hours go? Damn you Emogame.....

by The Dude February 15, 2005

Spank Boy

1. A simpering weasle-like succubus.

2. A self-satisfied male of average intelligence and looks who believes he is extraordinarily bright and good-looking.

What a fucking spank monkey!

by the dude May 11, 2003

Ice Scraper

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.

Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.

by The dude September 9, 2014