the cheat's definitions

ChurchLady

The pinnacle of Cam and the Pwnz

Omgz Churchlady and The Cheat are so Cam!!!11oneone

by The Cheat August 26, 2003

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003

homesar

A REALLY REALLY retarded HomeStarRunner!!

Hey HomeSar! Come here!
Heeeeeyyy Stewong Baid!!!!

by The Cheat January 28, 2003

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

by the cheat September 13, 2003

7 minutes in heaven

7 minutes in heaven is a game general played at partys normally with 2 people of the opposite sex. these two people generally between the ages of 13 and 16 go into a closet for 7 minutes and "make out". this "making out" can be constant on on and off. normally on and off because people need to breathe. there can also be more intamate things going on during these 7 minutes...like fingeting...or oral sex...etc.

tonight im going over to cindys party to play 7 minutes in heaven

by the cheat February 19, 2003

cuntswaggling

the act of swaggling one's cunt. to wave around one's bitch.

that pimp was cuntswaggling last night, hardcore style.

by the cheat August 16, 2003

monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals

by the cheat March 16, 2003