the cheat's definitions

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003

homesar

The pride of the peaches.

What? I shanked your jengaship? We're playing connect 4!

by The Cheat May 11, 2003

Key Key

the cat from cky. key key was fed various foods that arent good for cats...and one time he went on the woods for his forst time and went to tiems square and was lonely. then he came home to chris raab. later key key died

"come on key key lil hunk meat"
"key key went ot tiems square"

by the cheat February 19, 2003

floppy disk

3 1/2 diameter disk that holds 1.44 MB of memory for a computer. when computer geeks are argueing make sure u ask them if they have tried the floppy disk. then with they respond with a now. put stress on different syllables and slow down or spped up the changed word...or both

flobbadis
f l o ppydis k
flbadi
floppadi
flopidydoppy diskeititdy
and many others...use your immagination ant piss off thoes linux lovein losers

by the cheat February 19, 2003

tongue twister

a series of word that are hard to say in sequence.
also a way to give oral pleasure to a female

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

by the cheat February 19, 2003

cumdizzle

(n)(v) a large bucket of jizz normally used to dump from a elevate floor of a building ontop of un suspection pedestrians

(n) hey jimmy, i got a cumdizzle to dump out the window on old ladies tonight
(v) me and jummy completely comdizzled grandma

by the cheat February 19, 2003

Strongbad

A most awesomest and hot guy around.

Strongbad answered one of my e-mails.

by The Cheat October 19, 2003