42 definitions by the captive spirit

I'll be buggered by a bear

An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport

Steven: Well I'll be buggered by a bear! I had no idea!

by the captive spirit September 12, 2010

Christian hating Jew

An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.

Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!

Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them

Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew

by the captive spirit September 12, 2010

Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by the captive spirit August 24, 2010

Playing With Fire

Used primarily to advise someone against a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for themselves or others around them.

You’re playing with fire here. don’t blame me if you get hurt

by the captive spirit September 13, 2010

Breakfast of Champions

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day

Lynn: What’s wrong with you?

Adam: Oh. I had the breakfast of champions this morning

by the captive spirit September 13, 2010

Strictly by association

Something that you may be labelled as, or know about, strictly because you know someone or are in some other way associated with the subject in question, without actually being affiliated with it yourself. This can refer to practically anything.

I’m a fan of the Rovers, yes, but strictly by association. Actually Cole is a fan of the Rovers. I just sort of tag alone.

by the captive spirit September 13, 2010

Absent Babysitter

The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.

I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.

by the captive spirit August 24, 2010