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evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.
The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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scoreboard

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.
People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.
La Chickina!
by the prophet March 29, 2003
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junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.
I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.
by the prophet June 7, 2004
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oscar de la hoya

I saw Oscar de la Hoya felching his boyfriend.
by the prophet June 26, 2003
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c-block

one who is rebuffed by a woman, and then makes an ass out of everyone in his group so that none of his friends have a chance with her
she totally turned him down, and I though I had then had a chance with her until fucking tic-tic started c-blocking
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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