the Prophet's definitions

colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.

I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.

by the prophet April 7, 2003

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

anti-americanism

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.

US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.

by The Prophet March 19, 2005

french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

fonzanoon

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag

Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.

by the prophet June 26, 2003

buttclit

two rednecks who like to fuck each other after a night of cow tipping in north dakota

look at those two buttclit's go at it. hey, aren't they first cousins or something?

by the prophet March 24, 2003