the $cun>|'s definitions

Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.

That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

Sunrise

When you're laying in bed first thing in the morning and you get a boner for no apparent reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs

I woke up early this morning when I rolled over on my sunrise

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

Pit Chalk

Pit chalk is when someone puts on too much stick deodorant and it leaves chalky residue on the arm pit.

That kid thought he was all sexy w/ his wife beater until he lifted his arms and you could see his pit chalk.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

KLF

Short for "Que el fuck," which is Spanish for "What the fuck." The "Que" and "El" are replaced by the letters "K" and "L."

KLF man, that kid just stole my cookie!

by the $cuN>| December 13, 2008