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A lizann is a person commonly known to peers and youngsters as an awesome presence in any environment.

Provider of high comic relief due to extreme lack of coordination, often breaking objects accidentally due to ineptitude, but so charming one can only laugh in response on the way to the hardware store to replace said object.
Tragically mal-coordinated.
"Wow, you totally pulled a lizann!"
by the toxic_viking April 15, 2010
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