12 definitions by the omnipotent seal

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Oh I forgot the point of William the Conqueror, his descendend the Avegin John (the John from Robin Hood, if you don't know who I mean) was the king the barons of England forced to sign the Magna Carta. Hence, beginning the idea of social contract, which is the basis for our own Consitution!
An historian who knows that this country has fallen, but can be restored.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
Anybody willing to tote the banner of their respective country, believing that they are a patriot, but have forgotten about the ideals and instead become engrossed in political name calling. Somehow endowed with superiority over others because he supports his country and everybody else is foreign.
Nationalism cause World War I and will cause the problems of the USA if it continues down this path.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
In reference to a conversation or person who conversates about nothing. Just like on the show Seinfeld.
This is a very Seinfeldien subject, the examination of the quantum possibilties of a Pop-Tart.

He is a major Seinfeldien.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life.

See also Dumb Blonde
by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003
The overanalyse of a certain subject (ie. a book, or a person). Derived from the occupation shrink.

also Shrinkify, shrinkying, shrinkified
The English teachers shrinkification of the book was off-base. He was probably a quack.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
any opinionated smart ass who thinks because he has the power of anonymity he can flaunt his opinions without reprocucions
I think you should know a few of these people.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
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