8 definitions by the circle
The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.
by the circle April 6, 2005
Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)
by the circle April 6, 2005
A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.
1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.
2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.
2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.
by the circle April 6, 2005
1. Wuuuurrrpp not doing the tea run!
2. Guy 1: Shotgun that girl's mouth
Guy 2: Wuurrrrppp arse!
3. Wuuuurrrpp Chairman for the impending drinking festivities.
2. Guy 1: Shotgun that girl's mouth
Guy 2: Wuurrrrppp arse!
3. Wuuuurrrpp Chairman for the impending drinking festivities.
by the circle April 11, 2005
To call the rights to anything in any given situation. wuuuurrrpp can also be used to the same effect. Anyone disobeying the shotgun rules swiftly becomes the recipient of a dead leg
1. Shotgun place on the bed.
2. Shotgun biggest slag in the club 2nite. Not 'biggest'!!
3. Shotgun not sitting next to Frenchy!
4. Shotgun being first to rape harding
2. Shotgun biggest slag in the club 2nite. Not 'biggest'!!
3. Shotgun not sitting next to Frenchy!
4. Shotgun being first to rape harding
by the circle April 11, 2005
One of the greatest days in history. The day the boomhound was created. Falls on the 6th of April every year.
People take out their boomhounds and brutalise their women with them.
People take out their boomhounds and brutalise their women with them.
1. Guy 1: What are you doing for boomhound day this year?
Guy 2: Same as every year, I will brutalise my woman with it!
2. Girl 1: Wot did Charlie get you for boomhound day this year?
Girl 2: A broken throat and some very sore orifices.
Guy 2: Same as every year, I will brutalise my woman with it!
2. Girl 1: Wot did Charlie get you for boomhound day this year?
Girl 2: A broken throat and some very sore orifices.
by the circle April 7, 2005
Guy 1: Have you been on the "brutal" section on catlist?
Guy 2: Hell yea bitch, we gots to get paid.
Guy 1: don't you think that they should get a Pompey Steamer section?!?
Guy 2: That would be hella sweet, now bend over i have a shit brewing.
Guy 2: Hell yea bitch, we gots to get paid.
Guy 1: don't you think that they should get a Pompey Steamer section?!?
Guy 2: That would be hella sweet, now bend over i have a shit brewing.
by the circle April 6, 2005