3 definitions by the AWPerator

wifin'

To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.

Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.

by the AWPerator August 29, 2012

I Blame the Lack of AWP

Stating that the current situation, or past situation, would have drastically improved due to the possession of the AWP sniper rifle.

Player 1: Hmm, I believe I'll test out my shotgun skills today, instead of hanging out in my little sniper spot.

1337 h4x0r: Hahaha!

*1137 h4x0r kills Player 1 twenty three times in a row.*

Player 1: >.O ...I blame the lack of AWP...

by the AWPerator August 14, 2010

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

by the AWPerator April 4, 2011