2 definitions by thatswhatsup

Keaton

Keaton is a tall ass hood nigga, but he knows how to treat his girl right, he’s good in the sheets, and gots a BIG dick. He knows when to be a gentlemen, but he also knows when to knock someone’s ass out. He’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet, and he can’t be outsmarted. Go ahead and try. He likes to be called daddy, and he knows how to use his fingers because he’s played a game system his whole life. He’s chill as fuck, go get you a keaton

Ally: Bro, keaton is lit
Dylan: ik bro

by thatswhatsup April 12, 2019

bearded lady

a lesbian, when they eat hairy pussy it looks like they have a beard

Rosie O'donnel is a bearded lady, as is Ellen Degeneras.

by thatswhatsup April 12, 2008