1 definition by thatstotallybullshit

Your average Blonde Haired, cocky dutch boy, way too tall. Lots of pride, and way to sarcastic for comfort. Get's jealous easily, because he isn't the cutest, so feels the need to protect the few girls he does get. Enjoys sending stars in text, instead of hearts because it's more "manly". Typically can be found in a group of three boys, as the leader. Always has a feisty girl sidekick and two semi-gay best guy friends. Aggressive eater of sandwiches. Total softy to his sisters, ready to whoop your ass though if you come at him.
If you eat a sandwich Martijn style, you'll lose alot of girlfriends you know!
by thatstotallybullshit October 21, 2018
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