2 definitions by thatsrealOMG
A female human men will NEVER understand. Will have children when fertalized by men. Has very long puberty time. Will get grouchy and hormonal during period. Do NOT confuse anger with period or they will RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
Men: You seem angry. Are you on your period?
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-
by thatsrealOMG April 8, 2018
The woman who you love to death one minute the next you want to rip her to tiny pieces. She magically makes every cut, scrape and scratch feel better, and gets all your crazy laundry done in 1 day. You come home and the house is completely clean and at night dinner is on the table. She helps you with your homework and helps get you through your toughest problems. Your mom loves you very much and will do anything for you even if she doesn't tell you straight to your face. You are very lucky if you have a mom and must charish the moments you have together.
by thatsrealOMG April 6, 2018