5 definitions by thatsarcasticbitchx

jacob

the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends

jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021

mackenzie

that one guy who acts like he's never lost his virginity but somehow has

mackenzie: *makes a comment about never doing shit*
everyone: *knowing he has but confused because they are now worried he's forgotten*

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021

kat

that one girl who's shortened her name to kat for so long she's forgot what her real name is

person: hi kat
kat: hi

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021

katrina

that one gal who's sick of people going "hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla" and now has anger issues because she wants to punch everyone in the face :)

person: "hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla"
katrina: *punches them in the face*

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021

kool kids klub

the sexy 4some who are all secretly dating but when asked deny the whole thing

person: omg your kool kids klub is sexy - are yall in relationships?
us: noOoooOo why would you think that

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021