how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 07, 2016

boom chicken soup

Exploding chicken soup

BOOM CHICKEN SOUP!!!

by thatonesexymotherfucker May 08, 2015

not safe for waffles

A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.

"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 08, 2016