3 definitions by th.unda

Swiss navy

1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer

Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well

I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up [phone] which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead

by th.unda August 3, 2020

Trudeau's Beard

A beard grown with the sole purpose of making you look more adult, mature, experienced or wise, exactly as Justin Trudeau did before the Canadian 2019 parliamentary elections. It hepled him win even though he had an affair in which he was accused for being racist for his apparent fetish of painting himself brown at parties

"Have you seen Geo's new look? Whatcha all think?"
"I haven't ever thought of the possibility of seeing such a good example of Trudeau's Beard in real life. No way anyone's gonna believe he's older than 14."
"Yeah, but he could run for the PM's office if he supported the pipeline and spoke better French."

by th.unda June 8, 2020

Swiss made

Made in Switzerland. Swiss products are highly praised for their durability and precision
Something being Swiss made is usually a guarantee of quality

This knife is Swiss made. You can throw it from the Burj Al-Khalifa and it would destroy the streets below

by th.unda August 3, 2020