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A popular nickname for retired US Navy SEAL and Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw. The nickname is a reference to John McCain, a RINO senator that Crenshaw holds similar views to and a reference to Crenshaw's dramatic choice to wear an eyepatch rather than just getting a glass eye like a normal person. Much like McCain exploited being a POW to further his political career and portray himself as a patriotic hero, Crenshaw's eyepatch is intended to remind everyone that he lost an eye for his country, while he subsequently supports policies that put the interests of other countries and global elites over those of his own country and those of his constituents.

Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Eyepatch McCain suggested that criticism of Israel is not protected under the First Amendment when questioned by a Groyper at a speaking engagement.
by texas is not the reason June 19, 2022
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While it commonly refers to the taste of pussy left on a man's beard after performing cunnilingus on a woman, it may also refer to a man with a beard who is given a facial by another man, resulting in cum in the beard which will retain the taste and smell until properly washed off.
gay guy 1: bro, you smell like cum.
gay guy 2: yeah, I was sucking cocks at the bookstore and this dude blew a huge load in my face and got it all over my beard, I can still taste it.
gay guy 1: that's hot, I can still see some jizz in there, you got the flavor saver.
by texas is not the reason July 2, 2022
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