4 definitions by teenez69er
A very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. Due to the restricted room for the dicks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. Women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).
"Oh my GOD girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?"
by teenez69er August 22, 2014
Used as a noun to describe someone that is basically good for nothing but puts a smile on your face if you push them down a flight of stairs.
by teenez69er July 10, 2012
"I finally went out with that Asian chick and by the end of the night, I was waist deep in fortune!"
by teenez69er July 10, 2012
A drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that's dominated by horny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e "sausage fest") Like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted snatch in the quest for possession.
"When is the fumble getting here? I'm horny!"
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."
by teenez69er August 22, 2014