My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.
by Tedro357 April 21, 2009
Get the Jizz Boxmug. Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.
Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"
Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."
Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."
Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009
Get the blacktardmug. Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?
Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.
Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.
by Tedro357 February 26, 2009
Get the phelps-stylemug. A-hole: OMG like I was just at fashion week, it was like amazing. I tried to like tweet a pic of JayZ but my iphone zoom was like out of range or something.
Me: You're such a like-hole.
Me: You're such a like-hole.
by Tedro357 February 16, 2009
Get the like-holemug. 
Get the twotardmug. I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.
by Tedro357 March 28, 2009
Get the retard dictionarymug. Guy: Bro, I really like this girl but her breath stinks, so after dinner we just got naked and I anal mounted her.
by Tedro357 February 18, 2009
Get the anal mountmug.