tbone's definitions

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

by Tbone July 6, 2004

Hoang

Constantly chews tobacco to help rid the funk from tossing Jodrey's salad everyday at lunch.

Kevin has always preferred the Hoang maneuver after servicing his male clients.

by TBone May 29, 2003

superbadasssweetdaddyjones

The coolest, badest, superflyinist pimp of them all... me.

AALLL the bitches be luvin superbadasssweetdaddyjones

by Tbone July 3, 2003

bucking bronco

Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!

I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!

by Tbone May 13, 2005

dizzel

A short slang name of Andy.

What up An-dizzel.
Stop being a dizzel, dizzel.

by tbone September 18, 2003

garbage

Synonum derived from the slang word, junk. Usually reffering to someone's genitals.

Todd was climbing the wall naked. It was awful, his garbage was flapping around in the wind.

by Tbone April 22, 2004