tbone's definitions

bucking bronco

Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!

I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!

by Tbone May 13, 2005

Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

by Tbone July 6, 2004

Hoang

Constantly chews tobacco to help rid the funk from tossing Jodrey's salad everyday at lunch.

Kevin has always preferred the Hoang maneuver after servicing his male clients.

by TBone May 29, 2003

brush okie

Adjective. Caucasian descendants of Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, and many other mid-western states. Usually toothless,inbred, and cornfed.

You know you're a brush okie when you keep a shovel and a pale in the back o' yer 'pickup truck' just in case ya come across some road kill so ya can make yo'self some roadkill stew...Now that's some dern gooood eatin'!

by Tbone October 2, 2003

yoopers

An individual from the U.P. of Michigan

My parents were raised in Northern Michigan so they are Yoopers.

by Tbone April 16, 2003

cornfed

Adjective. Being raised on very okie foods such as fried taters, squirrel dumplins, etcetera, etcetera......

That boy is a cornfed brush okie!

by Tbone October 2, 2003

niggar

Way to describe someone or something that you don't like. May also be used as a transative verb.

Which niggar took the last donut? Or What the niggar do you think your doing?

by Tbone April 22, 2004