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1. Dern
A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.
She can get the Dern all night long.
2. dern
a southern slang for darn
oh dern, he gone done it again
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3. dern
Kind of like darn, only said in situations that aren't as serious as situations that merit the use of darn.
Dern! I accidentally dropped my bologna sandwich in the dishwater.
4. dern
slang for cigarette
gangster: yo can i get a dern

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5. dern
An old person version of "darn"
Dern! My balls are huge and droopy!
6. Dern
A harsher method of referring to someone (or something) that frequently exhibits characteristics commonly seen as extremely "drenny," also referred to as "extremely nerdy" or any extreme adjectives of a similar nature. Dren is commonly used as a less abrasive variation.

Note: Dern came into use by means of a misspelling of the original phrase, "dern." Since then it has become a harsher word and should be used only when circumstances do in fact warrant it.
"The name's Bond. Covalent Bond."
"You are such a dern!"
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