when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes
from her vag
ina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off
while you cry tears of joy
ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.
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