4 definitions by tH3Chuck

flopped a hoagin

It's when one or both tits fall out of the bra or shirt.

Lastnight my grandmother fell in the floor and flopped a hoagin.

by tH3Chuck June 14, 2022

Splash down

When you sit to take a shit, but your balls hit the water

I got cought cleaning my balls at the sink after a splash down

by tH3Chuck July 18, 2019

streaking teabag

Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag

He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him

by tH3Chuck October 8, 2021

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022