t-boy's definitions

Pizza Rage

An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.

When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".

by t-boy January 17, 2018

Retro-negotiate

Retro-negotiate: To offer up new terms and conditions to a deal previously made when the outcome does not go your way.

Joe thought he would win the bet but when he lost, he tried to retro-negotiate the amount he now owed.

by t-boy January 19, 2018

powergamer

A player of a game that seeks to use the system to dominate and frustrate other players.

This is typically not a problem when dealing with games that encourage competitive playing, but swiftly becomes a problem when the objective of the game is not to defeat your opponenet, either real or perceived, but to co-operate and socialize with other players.

As such, power-gamers are the bane of certain role-playing games, social games and online games like wordMUD/words and their ilk, and games where not everyone wants to make you their bitch.

However, certain games suit powergamers well -- games like Monopoly and the (now discontinued) Paranoia RPG setting by West End Games.

Well, yeah, Fabian is a power-gamer... he's a wonderful person to be with, and very accommodating, but never, ever, play against him -- you'll just end up hating him.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

munchkin

Synonym for wordpowergamer/word. Used most often derogatively.

Granted, he's munchkin... so why are you playing with him?

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

misanthropy

Possibly the most rational, reasonable attitude when dealing with your fellow human.

Of course I embrace misanthropy, you stupid jerkwad -- we're a fucking plague across the fucking planet.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

persecution complex

One of the top fifteen factors that can transform a reasonable, amiable, friendly person with reasonable, friendly beliefs and ideas into a ranting, screaming, judgemental zealot with poisonous, nauseating, self-righteous dreck for beliefs.

Persecution complex can strike anyone, regardless of belief, creed or religion, or whether they disagree with you or not. Once you start believing that the whole world is against you, you begin to justify your abominable actions by the presumed hostility of the world. Mind you, it's a great way to not only make enemies, but also an excellent way of making people reject your beliefs and idealogy.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003