Ghost in the Attic

taking a dump in the back section of someones toilet. this way, when the owner flushes it, shit water keeps filling the bowl

toilet owner: someone shit in the tank of my toilet!

owners wife: must be a Ghost in the Attic!

by switch1twitch April 21, 2010

bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.

private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!

by switch1twitch April 21, 2010