13 definitions by swine doctor

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ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise
Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping
by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016

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The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar
I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.

Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter
by Swine Doctor May 18, 2011

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A Poo covered cock resembling that of a chocolate ice cream on a cone
Ryan removed his throbbing cock from Shaun's beaten sloppy arsehole and looked down at his Poo covered chochacock
by Swine Doctor November 08, 2016

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Anal bank - the place where you deposit loss of semen
Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank
by Swine Doctor May 25, 2016

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A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.
by Swine Doctor May 31, 2011

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when a man ejaculates siemen out of his dick it forms a white paste type glue. As it came from his dick it is called dick glue.
Mark was blowing Paul so hard that he shot a load of dick glue all over Marks face. Mark had been shot with dick glue
by Swine Doctor May 05, 2011

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When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.
Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 07, 2011

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