11 definitions by swerty gert
When you walk by a girl who has a great ass OR if a girl shows you her amazingly sized and shaped ass, and you are feeling quite enthusiastic, then you may raise your hand to your forehead and give the ass a salute. It is one of the most respectful gestures you can make toward a woman
Jimmy: Yo did you see Alexis' ass last night
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
Billy the kid: Yeah she showed me and I gave her an Ass Salutation. Then she showed me her puss
Jimmy: What the FUCK!!!!! She only shows that to guys that she wants to fuck
Billy the kid: I smashed. She has a huge clit dont worry. It would never fit your egg shaped cock!
by swerty gert February 12, 2019
A really fucking sexy black pornstar. She's hot as fuck. Amazing ass and titties. plus shes cool as fuck which is rare. I wish I could fuck her but my cock is the shaped like an egg.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.
dude 1: i jerked off to Sarah Banks for 5 hours last night on adderall
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.
typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.
later in the night
slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.
later in the night
slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
pretty much the worst thing you can be called. often used on posers, and people who think theyre sick but really their fagstyle. derived from a seat cover, literally means the style of a fag. anyone else can fuck off.
matty: hey that new scooter you got is dope, can i ride it????
jaquan: yeah dude just dont go over 15mph, it will break, and the pink star wars stickers will fall off.
Jack: look at those kids on that fagstyle scooter over there. lets go beat their asses.
Billy the kid: alright dude first im gonna take this roxi.
jaquan: yeah dude just dont go over 15mph, it will break, and the pink star wars stickers will fall off.
Jack: look at those kids on that fagstyle scooter over there. lets go beat their asses.
Billy the kid: alright dude first im gonna take this roxi.
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
A smoke shop that sells cheelz also known as chills, or chill pills. made of etizolam the pink ones are better than the whites. literally a haven since it can save you from feeling like shit all the time. see: still gonna bend it
dude 1: hey man where did you get these sick chill pills?
dude 2: the haven in leslie, they always have em
dude 1: still gonna bend it
dude 2: the haven in leslie, they always have em
dude 1: still gonna bend it
by swerty gert February 10, 2019
Where a woman ties her legs behind her head and then dives from a Olympic diving board cunt first into the water, causing a loud splash on impact as her vagina slaps the water
It was cloudy outside on Tuesday, so instead of going sunbathing, Olivia went Cuntbathing until she couldn’t walk
by swerty gert September 11, 2023