3 definitions by sweetjanijani
A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.
She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.
She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.
by sweetjanijani July 21, 2010
An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.
Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.
by sweetjanijani June 9, 2011
A pedovegifile is a person that requires more than a mere vegetable, he needs to consume it in it's "infancy" stage. Baby spinach, carrots, corn, and many other vegetables are picked before their prime to satisfy the desire of these vegetable purists.
by sweetjanijani April 5, 2010