Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you havebeen sick every day that you havebeen there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .
Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I haveworked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .
When a thread in the "general discussion" forum heats up to a point that the moderators are forced to move it to a pay-only forum (premium) . . . usually resulting in the death of that thread . . .
Did you see that thread about the two dudes having sex on top of the Cameron jetties with a pink dolphin? . . . no, the thread went "premium" . . . before I could see it . . . shouldn't have let my subscription lapse . . .
The terrible smell coming from your partners mouth after they have just given you a blowjob, disregarding the fact that you told them you had sex with a different person the day before and that you had not taken a shower since.
Dude, I saw a hot lady leaving your house this morning when I was leaving for work.
Yea, she was hot . . . but she had ho breath so bad that I couldn't even kiss her goodbye
Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"