3 definitions by sunfeatherx3
by sunfeatherx3 September 22, 2019
Alameda is the little brother of the Bay Area. The whole Bay Area is widely known except for them.
It's filled with the most boring group of people that exist while still being a terrible place. You have potheads that can't think about anything else, people struggling to live because of the expense, and people who try to hurt anyone they can.
Alameda high school is a cesspool of hate towards outsiders and will purge you through beating you up and raping you multiple times while the teachers turn a blind eye. They don't bother educating many of their students, simply giving them the answers to the tests and letting them skip to the next grade is how they do things. The teachers talk behind students backs about how annoying they are when they have special needs. The band program is such garbage that even a prodigy of a prestigious school couldn't prosper.
Everything is closed before 8:30pm because the people there don't feel like doing anything but smoke.
The food choices here are terrible. It tries so hard to be diverse only to accomplish the opposite. We have Chinese food, Thai food, and some pizza. That's it.
The grocery stores are known to be the worst grocery stores in North America. Safeway has two lines open ever, underpays, and understaffs.
You will be silenced if you ever say anything against the collective Alamedan will. Examples: beatings, rape, and fabrication of information.
The worst town in California.
It's filled with the most boring group of people that exist while still being a terrible place. You have potheads that can't think about anything else, people struggling to live because of the expense, and people who try to hurt anyone they can.
Alameda high school is a cesspool of hate towards outsiders and will purge you through beating you up and raping you multiple times while the teachers turn a blind eye. They don't bother educating many of their students, simply giving them the answers to the tests and letting them skip to the next grade is how they do things. The teachers talk behind students backs about how annoying they are when they have special needs. The band program is such garbage that even a prodigy of a prestigious school couldn't prosper.
Everything is closed before 8:30pm because the people there don't feel like doing anything but smoke.
The food choices here are terrible. It tries so hard to be diverse only to accomplish the opposite. We have Chinese food, Thai food, and some pizza. That's it.
The grocery stores are known to be the worst grocery stores in North America. Safeway has two lines open ever, underpays, and understaffs.
You will be silenced if you ever say anything against the collective Alamedan will. Examples: beatings, rape, and fabrication of information.
The worst town in California.
Moving to Alameda effectively ruined my life.
Alameda is where individuals go to die.
Alameda will stamp out any sense of joy the moment it is found
Alameda is where individuals go to die.
Alameda will stamp out any sense of joy the moment it is found
by sunfeatherx3 May 6, 2019
by sunfeatherx3 February 5, 2019