7 definitions by sudo nim

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Someone who gets preferential treatment just because they play sports.
O. J. Simpson was acquitted from two counts of murder b/c he is a jock.

The captain of the football team is a real jock. The principal superseded the English teacher and gave the jock a "D" since he made the winning touchdown in the homecoming game.
by Sudo Nim April 05, 2004

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(sometimes hyphenated butt-crust)

n. Hardened fecal matter not cleansed from the anal area. (Usually Vulgar)
Quaid's excessive buttcrust stained his underwear.
by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

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n. (Vulgar) One who practices unclean analingus. See also buttcrust, analingus
She ate his buttcrust and threw up.
by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

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n. 1. Brit Hume according to Al Franken.
On C-SPAN, Al Franken had the audacity to call Brit Hume a poopshoot.
by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003

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A gag prize or worthless item (Origin from "Let's Make a Deal")
The contestant gave away $1500 for the curtain. She ended up getting zonked.
by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003

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The scientific term for manboobs.
gyne = woman
co (como) = like
mastia = boobs
Bob the big butt has gynecomastia.
by Sudo Nim December 14, 2004

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The crappiest engine ever made by General Motors.
I'm glad my Grand Am has the 2.5L Throttle Body instead of the quad 4
by sudo nim April 08, 2004

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