stu in the zoo's definitions

bob ross

1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).

"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."

by stu in the zoo December 25, 2008

Fagnutz

a person who is comfortable in the worst situations... like on a guys chin or bouncing off big mo's taint.

"hey, you guys should come over to my dorm tonight and listen to the new bravery disc and drink coors light."

"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

fagsicle

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.

that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

shocker

one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.

yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

nard-hound

one who likes to be around balls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your testicles. he is a nard-hound.

guy - "holy shit mike, in order to get in that midget stripper's pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i'm putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch."

homeboy - "yo, keith is a nard-hound"

by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007

DAP

Acronym: Dogged A Prostitute

to acquire the services of a prostitute, introduce her to mind-altering chemicals then letting your canine buddy have a crack at her.

"damn man, there's that strung out sterno whore i dap'd last night. my black lab otis and a couple sniffs of ether and she'll never be the same."

by stu in the zoo January 21, 2007

Epiphone

a korean imitation guitar.

a prop that you'll see guys like Slash hold in an advertisement but never within 800 feet of him on stage.

a suitable instrument for guys taking a break from the clarinet.

"oh my shit, i thought you told me good charlotte was good..?..?"

"shut up dude, they are like the best band since like, smashing pumpkins or ah-ha"

"the fuck they are, the guitar tone sounds like a korean whore shitting out a miniature chainsaw.... not to mention, they're all playing goofy things that have les paul or sg bodies but silly little head-stocks that are meant to look like flattened out gay penises."

"those are epiphones and they rock way super hard"

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008