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liberace

1- non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero screwball piano player with a knack for dressing like a clown).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna 'liberace' it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
by stu in the zoo May 12, 2007
mugGet the liberacemug.

butt dart champion

the act of being very, very gay whilst being very, very good at it.
yo, what's up with captain sequin shoes?

dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.

or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
mugGet the butt dart championmug.

jon kitna

verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.
"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"

"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"

"loser"
by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
mugGet the jon kitnamug.

calvin johnson

god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.
<kicks friend in nuts>

"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"

"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"
by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
mugGet the calvin johnsonmug.

fagsicle

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.
that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
mugGet the fagsiclemug.

bob ross

1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro.

2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?"

"yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him."

"yikes!"

"yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway."

"way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
by stu in the zoo December 25, 2008
mugGet the bob rossmug.

Fagnutz

a person who is comfortable in the worst situations... like on a guys chin or bouncing off big mo's taint.
"hey, you guys should come over to my dorm tonight and listen to the new bravery disc and drink coors light."

"shut the fuck up, fagnutz"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
mugGet the Fagnutzmug.

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