stu's definitions

potato balls

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.

"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."

by stu August 4, 2004

Wank Muffin

Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.

She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is

by stu August 1, 2003

chibs

small dollops of poo

you stood in some chibs back their

by stu September 11, 2003

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by stu August 4, 2004

binno

A short name for Osama Bin Laden.

<Stu> "Who flew that friggin plane into my house? It was you wasn't it Binno !"
<Binno> "Hacken Ei Mei"

by Stu October 15, 2003

Nuffin

Slang for the word "nothing".

George is NUFFIN!

<Stu> "How bigs your package George?"
<George> "I've got NUFFIN. I am NUFFIN. Me, NUFFIN, same same."

by Stu October 15, 2003

stuerize

verb. To partake in the act of covering one's personal items (usually paper, or other docuents that can easily be written on) with a series of vulgar drawings such as penises, or butts. In many cases rubbish words can be written on the paper, such as "Kwerkle" and "Kack-Knacker." But in every case, the "stuerized" document will have the words "You've been Stuerized, bitch!" written on it.

Oh, man, here comes Stu, I hope he doesn't Stuerize my stuff

by Stu January 6, 2004