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Epitomes masculinity and “gangsterism”, and is commonly known as a “top bloke” who says it how it is and takes no shit. Attractive to the female sex and normally filthy rich, Mem can be found frequenting parties across the globe with a pack of Bensons in his pocket and a Bud in his hand. Known to drive Bugatti EB110’s Mem makes a success of everything he does.

Weaknesses include women in stockings/pantyhose, excessive alcohol, “wacky backy” and fast cars