15 definitions by street smeg

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse

1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.

by street smeg May 17, 2005

ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope

"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"

by street smeg May 7, 2005

innerspace

what's going on behind the eyes

see Underworld born slippy

by street smeg May 8, 2005

rave smeg

unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember

"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Map of China

Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China

1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"

by street smeg May 8, 2005

far in man

Reverse-hippie for 'far out man' - in the same context that good is bad.
'Far out man' reaches the edge of the known universe - 'far in man' reaches the edge of your known innerspace

1st dude - "That shit is sooo strong i'm tripping"
2nd dude - "Yea, far in man"

by street smeg May 8, 2005