unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?
Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.
1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious
2nd dude -"Fuckin
man - too right"
Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)
Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's
unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember
"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"
To have a piss
This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing
In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'
"Hey man check out of the window - it's a Simpsons Sky"
"Check that Nova SRI it's got alloy wheels isn't it, an oversize back box isn't it and that black cling film allover the windows so you have to wind them down so people can see your
baseball cap isn't it"
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