7 definitions by straightforseth

Layla

In love with joe joe because well idk

Friend 1: Where is Layla?
Friend 2: Probably dreaming about joe joe

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

James

a boy who cums in his pants at church

Friend 1: Want to go sit with James
Friend 2: No way what if he is horny

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

Layla and Halle

a dynamic duo. they have bloomed hair so Johnathan hates them. 26-25=1 and God is number 1 so they are basically equal to god but like a tiny bit lower

Person 1: Who is the best?
Person 2: Layla and Halle

by straightforseth October 15, 2021

joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert

by straightforseth October 14, 2021

tiff

what Ollie and Layla were in

Ollie to Johnathan: Me and Layla are in a tiff

by straightforseth March 8, 2022

drum line

in love with the color guard. gossips 24/7 usually about the color guard. Can’t stand in a straight line at the last set of movement four for all the love and money in the world

Band Kid: isn’t that clarinet player so cute
Drum line: I prefer color guard plus she is two years younger than me.

by straightforseth October 13, 2021