straemer's definitions

Crash Thursday

The day after Reboot Wednesday (the second Thursday of months that don't begin with Wednesday or Thursday). The day when your system crashes because of the updates you installed on Patch Tuesday

Guy 1: Happy Crash Thursday!
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow

by Straemer October 26, 2007

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007

[wned

soon to replace pwned, wned will be an intentional mispelling of pwned (an intentional mispelling of owned); when enough people miss the "p" and hit the "".

A: prepare to be wned
B: im pretty sure you mean pwned
A: i said prepare to be wned

by Straemer May 20, 2008

System Restore Friday

The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring

Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday

by Straemer October 26, 2007

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday

guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007

\mm/

too much metal for one hand. done by putting hands in fists, putting them together (like the m's) and sticking up both your pinkies

woah slayer is way to heavy better switch from \m/ to \mm/

by straemer August 24, 2006

<3

> means "less than", and 3 means three, therefore <3 means less than three

2<3 would mean that two is less than three, which it is

by straemer June 26, 2006