Definitions by straemer
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soon to replace pwned, wned will be an intentional mispelling of pwned (an intentional mispelling of owned); when enough people miss the "p" and hit the "".
Patch Tuesday
The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
Patch Tuesday by Straemer October 26, 2007
Crash Thursday
The day after Reboot Wednesday (the second Thursday of months that don't begin with Wednesday or Thursday). The day when your system crashes because of the updates you installed on Patch Tuesday
Guy 1: Happy Crash Thursday!
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow
Crash Thursday by Straemer October 26, 2007
System Restore Friday
The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring
Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
System Restore Friday by Straemer October 26, 2007
broken tool
Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.
broken tool by Straemer October 5, 2007
Patch Tuesday
The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday
Patch Tuesday by Straemer September 24, 2007
Reboot Wednesday
The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.
Reboot Wednesday by Straemer September 24, 2007