System Restore Friday

The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring
Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
by Straemer October 26, 2007
mugGet the System Restore Fridaymug.

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.
by Straemer October 26, 2007
mugGet the Patch Tuesdaymug.

munky

nickname for the drummer of the very awesome band, korn
Munky got his nickname becuase his limbs are long, so he resembles a monkey
by straemer November 30, 2006
mugGet the munkymug.

rotflmaopmp

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off peeing my pants
guy 1: your mom's so fat when she goes to the beach, shes the only one that gets a tan
guy 2: rotflmaopmp
by Straemer September 04, 2007
mugGet the rotflmaopmpmug.

lal

lol with a Spanish accent, laugh aaaout loud, or even laugh aaaout laaoud.
guy 1: wassup?
guy 2: the ceiling
guy 1: lal
by Straemer September 04, 2007
mugGet the lalmug.

Crash Thursday

The day after Reboot Wednesday (the second Thursday of months that don't begin with Wednesday or Thursday). The day when your system crashes because of the updates you installed on Patch Tuesday
Guy 1: Happy Crash Thursday!
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow
by Straemer October 26, 2007
mugGet the Crash Thursdaymug.

broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.
Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.
by Straemer October 05, 2007
mugGet the broken toolmug.